Friendly Neighborhood Swamp Witch

malcolm-f-tucker:

you MONETISE miette?? you make her pay to view posts like the youtube premium??? oh jail! jail for staff for One Thousand Years!!!

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skypestripper:

he luh dis fat ass

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fagm77:

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officialnyteblayde:

ju1ianbashir:

Bill Sirens is innocent

fuck you

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hotgirlhannibal:

nietzscheantrout:

leafbutch:

This is what NBC Hannibal is about

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anthonycrowley:

anthonycrowley:

orville peck is objectively the perfect celebrity all you know about his personal life is that he’s gay

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anthonycrowley:

anthonycrowley:

orville peck is objectively the perfect celebrity all you know about his personal life is that he’s gay

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ratbastarddotfuck:

blusoldier:

horrorofthebeast:

rslashrats:

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So i see you three have unlocked telepathy then

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retroactivebakeries:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that Scientists discovered sharks that are living in an active underwater volcano. Divers cannot investigate because they would get burns from the acidity and heat. (x)

#dude you know how exfoliating that must be#these dogs are goddamn smooth as hell

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pancakeke:

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bumblebeebats:

preludeinz:

dankmemeuniversity:

do you motherfuckers not want to sleep ever again

It’s all fun and games until the cat yaks under there at 3:00am and you have to commando crawl in there with a pack of Chlorox wipes like fucking Theseus going to slay the minotaur

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